{"product_id":"shit-im-old-headband","title":"Shit I'm Old Headband","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eEmbrace the existential dread in style! Whether you are reluctantly celebrating your own milestone birthday, looking for the ultimate self-deprecating party prop, or trying to find a hilarious gift for a friend who has officially crossed over into \"back pain from sleeping wrong\" territory, our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"295\"\u003eShit I'm Old Headband\u003c\/b\u003e is your perfect party crown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eLet’s be completely honest: traditional birthday cone hats are a bit childish, and giant flashing birthday badges feel a bit tacky. You want something sleek, funny, and beautifully passive-aggressive. This gorgeous, high-impact tiara lets you wear your age crisis as a badge of honor. Just pop it on, take a deep breath, and get ready for a night of brilliant birthday banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExplore Your Birthday Crisis Gear:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Brutally Honest Message:\u003c\/b\u003e Stand out in the birthday selfies! The elegant gold lettering arches across the top, spelling out \"SHIT I'M OLD\" in a lovely, curved silhouette.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eChic Pastel Lettering:\u003c\/b\u003e To slightly soften the emotional blow, each gold metal letter is filled with a gorgeous, soft enamel pastel shade—featuring alternating tones of mint green, pale pink, lavender, and peach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Gold Metal Band:\u003c\/b\u003e No cheap plastic here. This headband is crafted from a sleek, lightweight, and durable gold-tone metal frame that holds securely without pinching behind your ears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Perfect Photo Prop:\u003c\/b\u003e An absolute must-have accessory for milestone birthdays (we're looking at you, 30ths, 40ths, and 50ths) or fun night-out group photos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuick Glance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eParty Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIncludes\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,1,1,0\"\u003e1x Enamel Novelty Headband\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMessage\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,2,1,0\"\u003eSHIT I'M OLD\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterials\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,3,1,0\"\u003eDurable Gold-Tone Metal \u0026amp; Colored Enamel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan data-path-to-node=\"4,4,1,0\"\u003eMilestone Birthdays, Night Out Selfies, Gag Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,4,0\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,4,0\"\u003eWith a lightweight, comfortable design built to survive a full night of birthday drinks and dancing, plus lightning-fast delivery straight to your door anywhere in Ireland, getting your party banter sorted is an absolute breeze. 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