{"product_id":"shit-youre-old-candle","title":"Shit You're Old Candle","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eHave a giggle with this fun 'Sh*t you're old' candle! Whether you are roasting your best mate on their 30th, humbling an older sibling, or just reminding someone that their youth has officially expired, our \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"207\"\u003eShit You're Old Candle\u003c\/b\u003e is guaranteed to steal the show at any birthday bash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eLet’s be completely honest: nobody wants to blow out 40 individual candles, and setting off the dining room smoke alarm is a terrible party trick. Skip the fire hazard entirely! This brilliant, high-impact novelty candle delivers maximum cheekiness with minimal effort. Just stick it right into the frosting, light the single wick, and get ready for the laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eExplore the Birthday Banter:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Cheeky Message:\u003c\/b\u003e Say exactly what everyone is thinking! 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